Have you noticed none of the kids look like their mom? Interesting. I know what you're thinking, "Hey Brad, she gave birth to them, they have to be hers! Huey Lewis rules!" Well I don't know what your deal with Huey Lewis is, but I'm pretty sure the husband in Family Circus has a vagina and gave birth to these kids.
Anyways, here's the premise: blah blah blah Family Circus is so bad that he must usually write three panels but the newspaper only puts in one. So I extend some to what they really were when he turned them in.