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ARTICLES

8/13/10
Why is it frowned upon when I try to recreate Family Circus with neighborhood school children in my living room? THEY'RE all wearing pants!

12/21/09
There doesn't seem to be a less apt nickname for anything than calling newspaper comics "the funnies" (besides Luann, her escapades through high school and her teenage years are HILARIOUS!).

5/24/09
I’m no ageist, I just judge people specifically on how old they are. For the most part I’ve got no beef with most human beings (that isn’t even remotely true). But for some reason, certain old people just don’t rub me the right way. Maybe I should stop rubbing old people.

5/4/09
My brain is a freight train of ideas. Actually, it’s a passenger train, and my ideas are the passengers. It seems I can’t go ten seconds without coming up with a great idea for a movie, so I try as much as I can to write them in my puppy journal.

5/1/09
They say a good college education is the key to a successful future, but I’m not buying it. Quite frankly, all I can think of is ways that school is holding me back. Oh, the things I could have achieved if I wasn’t furthering my education.

4/30/09
I’ve been listening to this whole music fad lately, and I’ve got to tell you, I like it. Some of it. But I’ve noticed certain patterns with certain bands, and I think it’s my duty to point out their formulas.
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